Working Hard

Writing, flying, writing, flying, repeat, repeat, repeat.

I realize that I haven’t been blogging lately. I have a good excuse. I’m unbelievably busy with work.

I have a drop-dead deadline for my Leopard book coming up very quickly now. So whenever I’m at home, I’m in my office with my fat butt planted in the chair in front of my computer, writing about Leopard. The book is coming along very well, but not without some minor problems. Still, if I keep at it, I’ll get it done on time.

Trouble is, I’m not spending much time in my office. After a seriously crappy-to-the-point-of-wasted-time gig in Kingman last weekend, I had to fly up to Page to take some photographers around Lake Powell. For three days in a row.

Confluence of San Juan and Colorado RiversI love Lake Powell. I think it’s one of the most beautiful places on earth. And if you think it looks great from the ground or water, you should see it from the air! But after a 4 hour flight on 4 hours of sleep today, I decided I’d had enough of the Lake. Fortunately, I’m going home tomorrow, after dropping off one of my clients in Phoenix.

I’ve been in the Marriott Courtyard here since Monday night. I’ve had five flights totaling over 10 hours of billable time, with about 3 hours more to come. Great for the Flying M Air bank account, which can always use a good cash inflow — especially after a slow summer in Wickenburg. But not great for the Leopard deadline.

So now I’m sitting here at the desk in my hotel room with two laptops in front of me — my MacBook Pro test mule running the latest Leopard beta and my trusty 12″ PowerBook G4 — revising text and making new screenshots for my Leopard book. I’ll finish Chapter 7 today and, with luck, start Chapter 9. (No, I’m not doing them in order.)

Tomorrow, I’ll check out of here at 7 AM and take my luggage — including my “portable office” — to the airport. By 8 AM, I hope to have my passenger on board for the flight to Phoenix. With cooperative weather (read that, “no headwinds”), I’ll be at my desk again by 1 PM, laying out the chapters I wrote in Page. Friday, I’ll be in my office all day.

Then, on Saturday, I pick up another photographer. He’s from Australia and he’s doing a coffee table book about Robinson helicopters. I’m one of his featured operators. I’ll fly him around for a few days, taking time to work on the Leopard book in early morning hours, before he’s awake. He leaves on Tuesday. Then I have two more days in my office before another helicopter gig at Lake Powell, Monument Valley, and Shiprock.

Anyone who thinks being a freelancer or owning a business is an easy living should walk in my shoes this month. It’s times like these that I think back with a bit of longing for those cubicle days, when I spent more time shooting the bull with co-workers than working long hours to meet deadlines and client needs.

But by mid-October, things should be back to normal. Until then, bear with me. On the priority scale, blogging has slipped behind a few more important tasks.

Life Can Be So Surreal

Day one in Kingman.

We’re in Kingman, camping out in a dusty parking lot on the opposite side of a fence from a carnival. My helicopter is parked about 200 feet away, next to a pile of manure. (I really can’t make this stuff up.)

Flying Up

The flight up here was just as I expected: long, hot, and bumpy. It was actually longer and bumpier than I expected but not quite as hot. That’s a good thing because I had all four doors on so I could maximize my speed and minimize my flight time.

The bumps were due to the wind. It was howling at Kingman when I arrived. It always is. This has to be one of the windiest places in Arizona. The AWOS at Kingman airport reported the wind as 180 at 24 gusting to 32.

As usual, the people in charge of the fair had dragged the north parking lot with something that got up every last bit of vegetation. They must have done this at least a week ago so the barren dirt would have plenty of time to bake in the Arizona sun and turn into the fine powdery dust we’ve come to know and hate in Kingman. When I touched down in the parking lot, I blew up a cloud of dust that could probably be seen from space. I’m sure the folks who look at satellite photos are still trying to figure out what the hell happened in Kingman today.

Apparently someone had decided to clean out their horse trailer right in the middle of my landing zone. There’s a sizable pile of manure and hay about 5 feet in front of my helicopter. From the freshness of it, I’d say it was deposited last night or this morning. I’m hoping that if I ignore it, it’ll go away.

Of course, I beat Mike up here by a good 30 minutes. I passed him on route 93 just south of Wikieup. So when two kids started walking toward the helicopter while I was shutting down, I had to trust hand signals to keep them back. They were smart kids and waited until I shut down.

Later, I took them for a ride. They were my only two rides today.

That’s two more than Friday last year.

What’s Surreal

What’s surreal is our trip to Wal-Mart. We went in after dinner, at 9 PM. I thought they’d be closing, but the damn place is open 24 hours a day.

Why Wal-Mart? Where else can you get two marine batteries, a 50-foot drinking water hose, an RV level, a quart of milk and an apple pie at 9 PM?

The batteries are for the trailer. Have I mentioned that it’s jinxed? Today’s problems include the vent cover for the bathroom ceiling vent, which apparently flew off while Mike was driving up route 93 from Wickenburg, and the pair of “maintenance free” batteries, which cannot keep a charge despite the solar panel on the roof. (At least that didn’t fly off in transit. Yet.)

I took photos of the things in Wal-Mart that I thought were weird and immediately sent them to my TumbleLog:

  • The row of about a dozen handicapped shopping carts plugged into wall sockets by the entrance. You know the ones I mean. Little scooters with big baskets on front. These things are meant for handicapped people, folks. Not fat slobs too lazy to walk the 5 acres of floor space.
  • The entire supermarket aisle dedicated to Halloween candy. Hello? Does anyone in Wal-Mart headquarters realize that Halloween is still six weeks away? And yes, they did already have Christmas stuff out, too.
  • Extended SizesThe sign advertising “extended sizes” for only $2 more. Yes, this is why I feel thin when I’m in Wal-Mart. Because compared to other Wal-Mart shoppers, I am thin.

While I’m sure the extra-large martini I had with dinner (on an otherwise empty stomach, I might add) did make the Wal-Mart shopping experience a little more enjoyable, I still think it was weird.

But what I also think is weird is that the last time I was in Wal-Mart was a full year ago — in the same store, 130 road miles from my home.

Tomorrow is another Day

Dave and Darlene will be joining us tomorrow. I’m sure I’ll do a bunch of flying. This gig is usually good for about 150 rides over 3 days. A great way to start the season.

Look for more photos on my TumbleLog.

[composed in a travel trailer parked next to a carnival with ecto]

Our Secret Life as Carnies

We prepare for our third straight year a the Mohave County Fair.

I understand that some people who work at carnivals and fairs find the word “carnie” offensive. I certainly don’t mean it that way. I mean it as a celebration of the lifestyle of a carnival worker — driving long distances, setting up and tearing down carnival attractions, working long days, sleeping in cramped or shared spaces, eating junkfood, not seeing home for weeks or months at an end — or perhaps not having a real home at all. These are people who live so “outside the box” that they’re actually inside a different box. A box that no one who hasn’t experienced it can’t imagine.

I see these people each year at the Mohave County Fair in Kingman, AZ, when my husband and ground crew and I join them for a weekend.

That fair’s coming up this weekend — in fact, I think it started yesterday. It’s a good, old-fashioned county fair, with H4 events, local car dealers, and folks selling everything from hot tubs to tractors. Last year, there were even a few manufactured homes on display. But the part that gets the kids excited is on the north end of the fairgrounds, where the carnival folks have erected their rides. And if you got past all the rides to the north entrance to the fairgrounds, that’s where you’ll see a shiny red helicopter waiting to give 6 to 8 minute rides for $30 per person.

Our part at the fair

Mohave County FairWe set up our 22-foot travel trailer right on the other side of the fence from the tangle of tractor trailers, portable toilets, hoses, and generator lines of the carnie living space. We share a single hose spigot with many hoses branching off from it to keep the landing zone dust free for our arrivals and departures. (We fill our trailer’s water tank in mid-afternoon, so when they all shower in the morning, we don’t have to worry about not having any water pressure.) We block out a long strip for a landing zone and mark it with cones, rebar posts, and yellow tape. The helicopter sits a safe distance from the trailer and any parked cars while the sprinkler head waits on the ground under its bubble. Then, when I do a flight, Mike turns on the water and the area is dowsed until I return.

This year’s ground crew include Wickenburg residents Darlene and Dave, who first worked with us last year at Old Congress Days (coming up again this year on October 6). They’ll be driving up on Saturday. Mike can handle Friday’s “crowd,” which usually isn’t much of a crowd at all, alone. We usually don’t start up until 2 PM on Friday; last year we didn’t fly at all that first day due to high winds.

More than just flying this year

This year, when I’m not flying, I’ll be working on my Leopard book. Can you believe it? It’s getting close to crunch time and I’m a bit behind with plenty of motivation to get it done on time. I have plenty of free time in the morning before the fair opens for the day — I usually wake at 5 AM and the fair opens at 9 AM or 10 AM.

Here’s the plan: I’ll have my little 12″ PowerBook G4 and my 15″ MacBook Pro test mule with me. I’ll edit text on the PowerBook and create new screenshots on the MacBook Pro. Then, when I’m back in my office for a half day on Monday, I can spin out one or two fresh laid-out chapters. Then it’s up to Page for two move gigs, where I hope do do the same during down time there.

I’ll get this book done on time! Just watch me!

Come Fly With Me!

Coming to the Fair? If you’re in Phoenix or Las Vegas, it makes a nice day trip and a great step back into a simpler time. It’s easy to find — right off of I-40 just east of downtown Kingman. Laughlin isn’t far away, if you’re interested in visiting what I call “mini-Vegas.” Also relatively closeby are Grand Canyon West (home of the Skywalk), Grand Canyon Caverns, and the tourist town of Oatman, where burros roam the streets begging for carrots.

If you come for a flight and tell me that you read this post, I can probably add a few minutes on to your flight time. My way of thanking you for stopping by.

Battery Operated Garbage Pail

In my kitchen.

Yesterday, Mike hit Costco on his way home from work. That can be a very dangerous thing. For a while, he was in the habit of bringing home large quantities of food items with a limited shelf life. Being a family of two with no kids (and pets that eat pet food), we usually wind up throwing away huge, unopened cans and bottles of things he bought the previous year to make room for incoming items.

To his credit, he doesn’t do that much anymore. Like me, I think he realizes the amount of waste involved. Unlike me, however, he still doesn’t understand that if you buy an item on sale at the local Safeway supermarket, it’s going to be cheaper than buying it at Costco. Best of all, you don’t have to buy enough to feed the high school football team.

Show TowelsYesterday, he picked up the shop rags I’d asked him to buy the next time he was at Costco. You might be familiar with these “rags.” They’re really paper towels, blue, soft, and absorbent. I like to keep a roll under the seat in the helicopter to wipe up drips and spills or clean the bubble when I’m away from the hangar. Costco sells them 8 or 10 rolls in a pack and that can easily last me a year. Best of all, they don’t go bad. I store them in the hangar.

But he did come home with an oddity that he set up and put in place while I was still hard at work on chapter 4. [Yes, Cliff, I’m still working. But it’s only 5:25 AM and my eyes are barely open. Not open enough to write about Leopard. I’ll be at my desk at 6 AM. I promise. I’m shooting for two more chapters today.] He alluded to it during dinner (which he cooked because I’m so busy with the book), saying that he got me a surprise and that I’d find it.

Ninestars Trash CanI found it when I was finished for the day, which was around 7:30 PM. I had some miscellaneous papers in my hand and was delivering them to the tall kitchen can when I stopped short. The old garbage pail was gone. A sleek new one with lights on its cover had taken its place.

“I found the surprise,” I called up the stairs to him. “How does it work?”

I did feel pretty stupid asking how a garbage pail works.

“Just put your hand by its top,” he called back.

I followed his instructions. The device made a short whirring sound and the lid opened wide. Afraid it would close again, I quickly threw the trash in. A moment later, another whirr and it closed.

“We really needed this?” I called up.

The truth is, he wanted one. He’s been wanting a step-on can for the kitchen for years, but the ones he’s interested in are in the $100 to $250 range. For a garbage can. There’s no way I was going to let him pay that kind of money for something we throw garbage into.

But let him loose alone in Costco and you never know what might happen.

To be fair, the new garbage pail does look nice in our kitchen. Its brushed stainless steel, which is also the finish on our fridge and dishwasher face. The black cover goes nicely with the black oven and microwave directly across from where it sits and the black countertop appliances.

And it works well. Well, perhaps too well. The damn thing whirs open every time I walk past it. (Another reason to get back on that diet — so I can slip undetected past my garbage pail’s infrared sensors.)

But in reality, this is just another example of wasteful consumerism. We took a perfectly functioning 13-gallon plastic garbage pail with a lid and moved it from where it was being used (the kitchen) to where it would not be used (the garage). We moved in a replacement with multiple moving parts and a motor that requires batteries to operate. So what if the old one was ten years old? It was in perfect condition and kept clean. No one saw that it didn’t match the kitchen — hell, everyone who comes to visit us thinks we keep trash under the sink — is that what most people do?

So we bought something we didn’t need with features that will make us consume more to maintain it. Sheesh.

The final question remains: where was it made? Where do you think?

I guess that’s the light at the end of the tunnel. It’ll be broken within 3 years. Then we can put it in the garage and pull the old one out of exile and back into active duty.

Ferry Flight

We fly by small plane to Chandler to pick up my helicopter.

I brought my helicopter down to Williams-Gateway Airport (KIWA, commonly known as “Willie” around here) in Chandler, AZ the other day. My Robinson mechanic, Kelly, is based there. There were a few things I wanted him to take care of before mid-month when all hell breaks loose and I spend more time in the pilot seat than the seat in front of my computer. I wrote about that ferry flight here.

Although I was perfectly willing to let Kelly keep the helicopter until my next big gig, I picked up two smaller gigs for the weekend. And since Mike needed to be at Sky Harbor by 9 AM on Saturday for a flight to San Diego, it made sense for me to drive him down in my Toyota “airport car,” leave the car at Willie, and fly back. That would get me back to Wickenburg in time for the first gig.

That was the plan, anyway.

Plan B

On Friday, Mike cancelled his plans to go to San Diego. I won’t go into why. It was supposed to be a day trip anyway, so it wasn’t a big deal. And his plane ticket, surprisingly, was fully refundable.

So I told him that he’d have to fly me down to Willie in his plane.

Mike's GrummanMike’s one of two partners on a 1974 (I think) Grumman Tiger. It’s a beautiful little plane, immaculately cared for by its previous owner and Mike and his partner. I don’t know anything about planes but when I show it to someone who does, they’re always impressed. (The photo here shows Mike and his mom in the plane at Wickenburg about a year and a half ago.)

Sadly, the thing has become a sort of “hangar queen,” spending all of its time in the hangar and very little of it in the air. In fact, I don’t think it flew more than 20 hours in the past 12 months.

Mike’s always saying that he doesn’t have time to fly. On Saturday morning, with his travel plans swept away, he did. And he had a destination, too.

But Mike had never flown into Willie, which was on the opposite corner of the Phoenix Class Bravo airspace from us. So he decided to ask our friend Ray, a Mooney pilot who has taken me to Willie at least twice, to come with us. Ray, who will take advantage of any excuse to fly — even as a passenger — agreed to come.

The Flight Down

Taking off from WickenburgI sat in the back for the flight down. I busied myself with using my Treo to take photos as the flight progressed, immediately sending them to my TumbleLog from the plane. I did that until the Treo decided it wasn’t going to take photos anymore. (I don’t know what caused the problem, but after syncing with my computer, it recovered. Go figure.) Unfortunately, the PowerShot I usually keep in my purse is at Canon being repaired — I seem to be camera challenged these days — so the photos end abruptly as we reached the Estrella Mountains.

The first thing we all noticed after takeoff was the thermal inversion. It was at least 10°F cooler on the ground in Wickenburg than it was 2000 feet up. Because it was early — around 7:30 AM — it wasn’t that hot yet, so the inversion didn’t bother us.

The flight was smooth. Mike did the flying. Ray did the navigating.

The Estrella MountainsRay never flies directly to Willie. He usually flies a roundabout route that takes us past Buckeye (due south of Wickenburg) around the south end of the Estrella Mountains, past the south side of Chandler Airport’s airspace (that’s CHD), and into Willie. Once we even went all the way down to Casa Grande and the Sanford VOR. I don’t care how we go, as long as we get there.

Since Ray was navigating, we took Ray’s route.

The flight was uneventful. I do wish I had some photos of the landing, however. The tower landed us on Runway 12R while a Cessna took off from Runway 30C. I never saw a tower do that before.

At Willie

Mike parked the plane right next to a large bizjet on the ramp in front of the terminal. A ramp guy came out as we started climbing out. He wanted to know how long we’d be there. Ten minutes, we assured him. Mike told he we’d come to pick up a helicopter.

“The red R44?” he asked.

I wondered how he knew but didn’t ask.

He escorted us into the terminal — everyone at Willie needs to be escorted if they don’t have an official ramp pass — and we made our way into the helicopter company’s office to pay my bill. Then we all walked to the hangar two buildings down where my helicopter was waiting. Unfortunately, the door to the interior of the hangar was locked and I didn’t have the combination for the keypad. At least I didn’t think I did. When we were unsuccessful at getting someone to open the door, I guessed at the combination. I got it right on the first try. Nothing like high security.

The helicopter company guy showed up as I was doing a quick preflight. Mike told him we were stealing the helicopter and I think he may have believed him for a moment. Then I produced the keys, which I’d gotten from the office, and finished up my preflight. Mike, the hangar guy, and I rolled it outside while Ray supervised. Then the hangar guy brought them back to Mike’s plane while I started the engine and warmed up.

The Race is On

Mike’s plane is faster than my helicopter. He can cruise at 130 knots, although he seldom flies faster than 110 or 120 knots. I can cruise at 110 knots, which I almost always do when I’m alone flying point to point. I suspected that I could beat them to Buckeye simply by taking a shorter route.

We’d both agreed to meet at Buckeye Airport, where fuel was about 50¢ a gallon cheaper than in Wickenburg. While I won’t usually fly out of my way to get a bargain on fuel, Buckeye was on one of my possible routes home — although I admit not the most direct. But I wasn’t going the way they were — around the south end of the Estrellas. I was going almost direct to Buckeye.

At Willie, helicopters use a different frequency to talk to the tower. I hover-taxiied to the edge of the Silver State ramp and requested a departure to the northwest. I immediately got clearance and took off. Mike was still on the ramp, engine running. I tuned into the frequency he’d use to talk to the tower — I didn’t know the ground frequency — and monitored it on my second comm. I was just exiting Willie’s airspace when I heard the tower clear him for departure. So I started with a 5 mile head start.

I was crossing I-10 north of Firebird Lake when the tower cleared him for a right turn. That put me at least 10 miles west of him.

The flight was uneventful. I flew south of South Mountain, crossed the Gila River, and passed over the top of the north end of the Estrellas. My route took me north of Chandler Airport and Stellar Airpark and south of Glendale and Goodyear Airports. I didn’t have to talk to a soul.

I tuned into Buckeye’s frequency early and made several attempts to raise Mike and Ray on the radio. I don’t know what frequency they were monitoring, but it wasn’t the one I was on.

There were jump planes at Buckeye, which is an active skydiving airport. I was coming in from the east, which is the side of the airport the jumpers land at. Hearing me on the radio worried the jump plane pilots. But I’m familiar with the operation and assured them I’d come in from north of I-10, thus avoiding the area completely. A jump plane taxiied into position for takeoff as the airport came into view. I landed on runway 17 moments after he departed and hover-taxiied to the fuel area.

Fueling at Buckeye

Buckeye has self-serve 100LL fuel, which is a good thing. It means you can get fuel 24 hours a day. It was partially because of this capability at Buckeye that I pushed Wickenburg so hard to get self-serve fuel when I ran the FBO there.

Unfortunately, the geniuses at Buckeye decided to shade the fuel pump with a shade structure about 10 feet tall. That’s right about the height of my main rotor blades. I have to get close enough for the hose to reach my fuel tanks but not close enough to hit the shade with my blades.

Once, in my R22, I didn’t park close enough. I had to restart the engine and move another two feet closer so the hose would reach.

So imagine this: I’m hover-taxiing into position at the fuel island. My main rotor blades are spinning at about 400 rpm. I’m moving forward very slowly about 3 feet off the ground, trying to estimate the distance between my blades and that damn shade. If the blades hit the shade, three things will happen: (1) ) my main rotor blades will be destroyed (and they cost $48K a pair), (2) the shade will be severely damaged, and (3) I will hit the ground hard and, if I’m unlucky, roll over and total the aircraft.

I got as close as I dared, set down, and started my shutdown procedure. When the blades came to a stop, I realized that I had about 10 feet to spare. And the hose does reach.

Next time I’m going to bring some paint with me and paint a mark on the pavement where my skid should line up.

I climbed out and went through the motions of introducing my credit card to the machine in the closet and telling it I wanted 30 gallons. Then I came out and did the pump thing. While I worked, a Cessna 172 landed and taxiied over to the ramp. Three big guys came out. One of them commented on the shade and the proximity of my main rotor blades to it.

I was finishing up when a flight instructor I know came out of the terminal building with a student. He told me that it’s very scary when helicopter flight students park at the pump because the wind kicks them around so much. He also said that the airport has an unpublished rule that says helicopters are supposed to park outside the fueling area, put wheels on, and roll into the area. That’s not an option for me, since I don’t carry ground handling wheels with me.

Mike and Ray landed a little while later. They parked on the ramp, since there’s only enough room at the fueling area for one aircraft and no one wants to park next to a helicopter.

Back to Wickenburg

I left Buckeye a short while later. One of the jump planes had come in for fuel and was waiting, engine running, on the ramp, effectively blocking my way. Since I won’t overfly other aircraft on departure, I had to go around him, over the dirt, to leave. I hope his window was open and that I blew a lot of dust in his cockpit. Jerk.

From Buckeye, I flew north, past new housing developments and into the open desert. I steered toward Vulture Peak, which I could clearly see in the distance. Wickenburg Airport is five miles north of this landmark, so aiming for it would take me directly home.

But when I reached the Hassayampa River, I got quite a surprise: there was water flowing in it. So I decided to make a detour and follow the river back to Wickenburg. I dropped down to about 150 AGL and followed the brown trickle northeast, curving to the left or right with the riverbed. I flew past people playing down there in 4WD trucks and quads and dirt bikes. I flew over a cow with a calf that couldn’t have been more than 3 days old. I flew past a bunch of people camping out in the sand. I climbed to cross power lines, then dropped back down as the riverbed approached the rocky hills of the Morristown area. When houses started lining the cliffs, I climbed up to a respectable 500 feet AGL and followed the river into town.

If you’re interested in what all this looks like on a chart, here’s one for you. The red line is my flight path, the blue one is Mike and Ray’s. I know the lines are kind of wiggly, but I just drew them using a trackpad. Wickenburg is the airport in the upper left corner, Buckeye is in the lower left corner, and Willie is in the lower-right corner.

Wickenburg to Willie

My passengers arrived in Wickenburg just as I did. We had a nice tour of the town and they got some great photos of their property from the air. By noon, both Mike’s plane and my helicopter were tucked away in their hangar and I was hard at work on Chapter 17 of my Leopard book.