A Flying Kind of Day

And proof that I apparently can learn a lesson.

I flew to Prescott, AZ today. I had to get my transponder’s biennial check and my annual medical exam done. Both my avionics shop and AME are based at the field.

How to Start an R44 Raven II

The first indication that I’d have a less than perfect day came when I started up the helicopter on the ramp at Wickenburg. The main part of the startup procedure on an R44 Raven II goes like this:

  1. Turn on the master switch. This provides electrical power to the aircraft.
  2. Push in the mixture to full rich. This enables fuel flow to the engine.
  3. Turn the key to Prime and count off the seconds. This uses the auxiliary fuel pump to prime the engine. The number of seconds depends on conditions such as outside temperature (cold means more priming) and engine temperature (already warm means less priming). This is something you get a feel for when you fly the same aircraft in all kinds of conditions.
  4. Turn the key to Both. This turns on both magnetos.
  5. Pull the mixture completely out. This cuts fuel flow to the engine.
  6. Push the starter button while slowly pushing in the mixture. The idea is that when the engine catches, the mixture should be full rich. This can be tricky, but most pilots get the hang of it pretty quickly.

When these steps are completed, the engine should be running. You then follow up with a bunch of other stuff to get the blades spinning and everything else working.

This morning, when I pushed in the mixture (step 2), it felt different — like it was scraping on something. It felt okay when I pulled it out again (step 5). Then it felt weird when I pushed it back in (step 6). The engine didn’t catch, so I repeated steps 2 through 6 again with a bit more priming. (It was cold out.) The mixture still felt weird when I pushed it in.

I debated whether I should shut down and talk to my local mechanic, Ed, about it. But then I convinced myself that the stiffness of the mixture cable was probably due to the cold. I finished my warmup and departed to the north.

Flight to Prescott

E25 to PRCPrescott is 30 minutes north of Wickenburg. It’s a “mile high” city, with an airport at 5,000 feet elevation. The airport is home to Embry Riddle Aeronautical University, as well as two helicopter flight schools. It’s a busy place, with three runways and a tower that occasionally splits radio coverage to two frequencies to handle the traffic load.

I’ve flown to Prescott more times than I can count over the past nine years. This morning, I planned a direct route. I departed from the ramp at Wickenburg and crossed the runway low level, heading 017°. Then I began my climb toward the first of two mountain ranges I had to cross: the Weavers. I had about 15 miles to climb from 2400 feet at Wickenburg to the 5,500 feet (minimum) I’d need to cross the mountains just east of the flat-topped Antelope Peak.

I was past Wickenburg within minutes, climbing at nearly 500 feet per minute at 100 knots. It was just after 8 AM and the sun was still low in the sky, casting deep shadows on the cactus-studded Sonoran desert below me. I listened to my iPod, catching up on Future Tense podcasts. The miles passed quickly. Soon I was crossing the Weavers and leveling off at 6,000 feet.

Now I was over the high desert, passing Yarnell, Peeples Valley, Kirkland Junction, and Wilhoit. I began another climb, to 7500 feet, to cross over the Sierra Prieta Mountains. There was snow on the north sides of the hills in the mountains below me. Ahead of me was the town of Prescott and the wide, flat areas of the Chino and Prescott Valleys.

I tuned into Prescott’s ATIS and used its altimeter reading to set my altimeter. Then I keyed the mic to call the tower. “Prescott Tower, Helicopter Six-Three-Zero-Mike-Lima is nine to the south with Zulu, request landing at Mile High Avionics.”

“Helicopter Six-Three-Zero-Mike-Lima, Prescott Tower, proceed inbound for landing on the numbers of Runway Three-Zero. Report two miles out.”

I read back the instructions and modified my course to come in from the southeast, pushing down the collective to begin my descent. I was cruising at 120 knots, descending at about 300 feet per minute. My course took me over the south end of Watson Lake and the Granite Dells. I was three miles out and had both the tower and runway end in sight when the tower came back on the radio.

“Helicopter Zero-Mike-Lima, cleared to land on the numbers of Runway three-zero. You can then taxi down the runway to exit at echo-three and taxi to Mile High.”

I read back the important parts of the instructions, wondering whether echo-three was prominently marked. Helicopter pilots rarely deal with taxiway exits, so we don’t usually study airport diagrams to learn them.

I exited at the right intersection and taxied over to the big ramp on the back side of Mile High Avionics’ hangar. I cooled down and shut down. The blades were still spinning as the big accordion doors opened. A short while later, we had the ground handling wheels on the helicopter and were pushing it into the hangar.

Errands in Prescott

It was 8:45 AM and the avionics guys were ready to get to work on my helicopter. My doctor’s appointment was at 10:00 AM right across runway 30. The only way to get there was to make a five-mile drive around the airport.

The avionics guys very kindly gave me a pickup truck to use while they worked on the helicopter. I headed over to the doctor’s office to see if I could get my medical exam taken care of early. It was a good thing I did. The doctor took ill not long after my exam. As I was leaving with my new medical certificate, an ambulance was arriving to take him away.

I’d like to think that taking my blood pressure and having me read an eye chart didn’t give him a heart attack.

I took the pickup to a hardware store in Chino Valley, where I picked up some weed pre-emergent. I have a gravel “helipad” at our Howard Mesa property and we’ve had some serious problems with tumbleweeds there. I wanted to get the problem under control this year.

Then I went to breakfast at the airport restaurant. Bacon, egg, and cheese on an English muffin. Yum.

I was back at the avionics shop by 10:30 AM. The helicopter was done. I paid up and the avionics guys helped me pull the helicopter back outside.

Next Stop, Howard Mesa

When I started up the helicopter, the mixture problem was just as bad as it had been that morning in Wickenburg. But now it wasn’t cold. There was no excuse for it. I was getting concerned.

PRC to Howard MesaThe tower cleared me to depart to the southwest, parallel to Runway 21, which the planes were using. A plane had just taken off and was climbing out. The controller had me switch to the north tower frequency and that controller instructed me to make my right turn, staying low level to depart to the north. I was at 5300 feet, about two miles north of the airport, when the controller asked what my altitude was. I told him and he replied with “Frequency change approved. Have a good day.”

I thanked him and wished him a good day, thinking that that last exchange had been a little weird.

I listened to an episode of Skeptoid on my iPod as I flew north, over Chino Valley and Paulden. I was heading toward the west side of Bill Williams Mountain and would have to climb to about 7500 feet to get up onto the Colorado Plateau. I was abeam Williams’ Clark Memorial AIrport before I saw it. I was already on frequency and made a courtesy call to the empty airspace.

There was a lot of snow on the ground. I started wondering whether there would be snow on my landing zone. And whether it was wise to spread pre-emergent when I might blow it away when I took off. And whether there was something wrong with my mixture control that would prevent me from starting up when I was ready to leave.

This last thought was weighing heavily on my mind. I didn’t want to get stranded at Howard Mesa. Sure, I could always start up the heat in the shed and wait for Mike to rescue me, but I wasn’t interested in a repeat of my 2004 mesa-top helicopter repair.

I began to slow down and descend when I was still two or three miles out from Howard Mesa. By the time I flew over my place, I was only about 200 feet off the ground. I was surprised to see the windsock hanging almost limp. There were patches of snow on the ground and a series of partially melted animal tracks across the snow-covered driveway. I swung around, made a tight turn to the right, and came in for a final approach from the north. I set down behind the shed, pushed the collective full down, and opened my door to see how my skids were set in the snow and ground. I didn’t want to sink into any muck (again). It looked solid enough.

And then I made a radical decision: I wasn’t going to shut down. Instead, I cooled down the engine and throttled it down to idle RPM. I tightened the cyclic and collective friction. And I stepped out to take care of my chores, leaving the helicopter running.

Now before you other pilots start scolding me, remember this: there was almost no wind and I was on private property in the middle of nowhere with no one around. The cyclic and collective friction on my helicopter do what they’re supposed to; neither control moves when they’re tightened up. The blades had enough spin to keep them from drooping. I was facing where I needed to go, so there was no reason to walk behind the helicopter. There really was no danger. Really.

I offloaded the pre-emergent and brought it into the shed. Then I fetched the two small pieces of furniture I’d come to get. I put one on each of the rear seats, fastening them down with the seatbelts. I climbed back in, double-checked the doors, and fastened my seatbelt. I think I was out of my seat for about four minutes.

I loosened the frictions and spun up. Then I very slowly and carefully lifted the collective, just in case some of that mud was trying to suck me down. The helicopter lifted straight up. I pulled more pitch, pushed the cyclic forward, and took off between two trees.

Mixture Problems Back in Wickenburg

Howard Mesa to E25I flew a direct route back to Wickenburg, detouring only a tiny bit around Granite Mountain. I listened to NPR’s Wait Wait…Don’t Tell Me! podcast.

There were three planes in the pattern when I arrived — all flight training planes doing touch and goes on Runway 5. I came in behind the last one and set down on one of the helipads on the west end. When I shut down, I recorded a total of 2.2 hours of flight time for the day.

I fetched my cart and towbar and brought the helicopter back to the hangar. As I was getting ready to back it in, I noticed that oil had been leaking on my muffler. I got down on the ground and took a closer look. Oil was dripping in the vicinity of the starter motor. A leak somewhere. That could explain why I’d been using more oil than usual later. I decided to see if Ed wanted to look at it.

He came over with me. While he was checking that out, I told him about my mixture control. We backed the helicopter into the hangar and he looked underneath while I pulled the control knob in and out. It made a weird kind of squeaking noise when I pulled it out.

Let me explain how the mixture works. It’s a knob that’s attached to a long cable. The knob is in the cockpit. You pull it toward you to cut fuel; you push it in to add fuel. AIrplane pilots know mixture controls very well, since they often have to “lean” the mixture in flight. Robinson pilots don’t do that. It’s either full mixture while flying or pulled mixture when the engine is shut down.

Ed also had a service bulletin to take care of for me. Since he didn’t have any planes to work on, we figured it would be a good time for him to take care of the SB, lubricate the mixture cable, and see if he could find the oil leak.

I spent some time updating my log book, then drove off to get my hair cut. When I got back, Ed shared some bad news. He’d been working on the mixture and, when he pulled it, the cable broke.

With a broken mixture cable, my helicopter wasn’t going anywhere.

A Lesson Learned

I took the news well. You see, I’d spent a good part of the day before writing an article about how inconvenient some mechanical problems can be. I’d concluded that preventative maintenance could have saved me a lot of bother.

In this instance, I’d identified a potential problem with the mixture control. Even though it still worked, I’d asked my mechanic to take a look at it at the first opportunity. Sure, he’d broken it, but if he hadn’t, I probably would have.

And maybe that break would have been on top of a mesa.

Or when taking charter clients to Sedona or the Grand Canyon.

Any mechanical problem that occurs anywhere other than at home base with a mechanic around is a mechanical problem you want to avoid. Writing that article had reminded me of that simple fact.

And I managed to remember it for a full day.

Anyway, we ordered the cable. It should arrive on Thursday. Ed will fix it then. In the meantime, I hope he tracks down that leak.

HeliNews

A magazine for helicopter pilots and operators.

One of the things that has always bothered me about being a helicopter pilot — rather than an airplane pilot — is the dearth of good reading material about flying helicopters. The standard flying magazines here in the U.S. — Flying, Plane & Pilot, AOPA Pilot, Flight Training, etc. — rarely have an article written specifically about helicopters, for helicopter pilots, or by a helicopter pilot.

Sure, sometimes they throw us a bone, but it’s always with a catch. For example, in 2003 Flying magazine did a review of the Robinson R44 Raven II, but it had to share its pages with a review of a Porsche Cayenne. (You can read the article here.) It’s more common for them to put one of their airplane pilot/writers in a helicopter for a flight to write a “gee whiz, that’s cool” piece about helicopters, often fraught with technical errors. I remember one piece I read in a magazine where the author claimed that you must never let go of the collective, but you could let go of the cyclic. That author has obviously never flown a Robinson or Long Ranger — both of which I’ve flown extensively. I assume they’re representative of most helicopters: they have a pilot-friendly collective but a cyclic that’ll have the aircraft doing aerobatics if you let go of it.

What’s Out There

In the U.S., there are several helicopter-specific magazines. Rotor & Wing is the granddaddy, a monthly magazine with industry-specific content. Like most print publications, its page count has dwindled considerably in recent years. Content seems geared toward the heavy hitters of the industry, with articles about helicopter sales, new developments in helicopter technology and avionics, and reports from the North Seas and military operations. While I realize that it’s an important source of information for the industry’s heavy hitters, it can be pretty dry reading sometimes — especially for a small desert-based piston pilot like me.

Rotor, the magazine of the Helicopter Association International (HAI) is a quarterly publication. HAI is the helicopter industry’s big association. I was a member for about 2-1/2 years but soon realized that they really didn’t give a damn about operators with fewer than five helicopters. Everything they do is for the “big guys.” Their magazine isn’t worth the paper it’s printed on if you’re interested in anything other than HAI’s internal operations and the big operators they service. And their Web site is ugly, difficult to navigate, has many non-functioning links and “features,” and contains little content of value to non-members. (One of these days, I’ll have to write more about my experiences with HAI.)

Vertical MagazineVertical magazine is a slick publication from Canada. Of all the aviation magazines that arrive on my mailbox regularly, it’s the one I prefer. It’s got more content geared toward helicopter operators and pilots. It regularly covers issues such as flight training and does profiles of specific helicopter operators and operations. The photography is outstanding. And while I feel that they still gear content toward the big operators, there’s enough in each issue to satisfy the reading needs of little owner/operators like me.

HeliNews

HeliNewsApparently, however, the best helicopter-specific magazine comes from down under. Australia-based HeliNews is a magazine any helicopter owner or pilot can really sink his or her teeth into. It combines photography that’s almost as good as what you’d find in Vertical with articles written by helicopter pilots for helicopter pilots.

I recently received two sample issues of the magazine. The May 2008 issue has articles covering the following topics:

  • Profile of a corporate CEO who does mustering (cattle herding) with an R44
  • A day in the life of a New Zealand contract pilot in Scotland
  • Australian Navy – U.S. Coast Guard pilot exchange program.
  • Australian Federal Police helicopter operations
  • Helicopters in the movies (just part one in this issue; I don’t have part two!)
  • Military helicopter air show team
  • Practicing autorotations to grass
  • How ADS-B works
  • Switching from Robinson R22 to turbine helicopters and back

All this in addition to the usual collection of columns, editorials, and news about the helicopter industry.

My question: Why can’t a North American publication give us more content like this? Rotor & Wing? Vertical? Are you listening?

Me? Writing for HeliNews?

You might be wondering why I have two copies of this magazine. After all, I don’t think it’s widely available — or perhaps available at all — in the United States.

Well, I’ve been asked to submit an article for the magazine and, if I don’t drop the ball by procrastinating and I submit something worthy of publication, I’ll be a HeliNews author. At least once.

There’s nothing more pleasing to me than to have some of my work published in a high quality magazine.

So if you’ll excuse me, I need to get to work.

Another Day, Another Flight

Adding to my flight journal.

It was 1 PM yesterday afternoon when the Concierge of a downtown Phoenix resort confirmed a Phoenix tour for two at 3 PM, departing from Scottsdale Airport. The helicopter and I were in Wickenburg.

I took down the particulars, hung up, and went into my office. I created a flight plan and the weight and balance I needed to be legal for my Part 135 charter work. Then I took a very quick shower, dressed in black jeans with a button-down Flying M Air logo shirt and black shoes, and fled to the airport with my paper work.

The Flight Down

Things were quiet (as usual) at Wickenburg Airport when I arrived. I opened my hangar and did a preflight. Everything looked fine, but I was low on fuel. I swapped out the old Airport/Facilities Directory with the current one — again, required to be on board for all Part 135 flights — got in the golf cart, and towed the helicopter out to the fuel island. A while later, I had 3/4 tanks of fuel and was warming the engine on one of the “helipads” on the west end of the ramp.

The tow cart owned by one of Wickenburg’s other helicopter owners — there are four of us here — was on the pad beside mine. I wondered where he’d gone and whether he was having fun. Unlike me, he can afford to fly anytime he likes. Flying is costly and I’ve gotten to the point where I only fly when I have to — or have someone else picking up the tab.

That day’s flight was out of Scottsdale Airport, which was about 35 minutes away by helicopter. I wished they’d chosen Deer Valley Airport, which was 10 minutes closer, but I offered the option of Scottsdale and they’d taken it.

[This map, which I created at the request of one of the concierges, shows my Phoenix-area pickup locations. It’s interactive, so you can click a blue bubble to learn more about a location or zoom in to see the exact pickup location.]

There was no one in the pattern when I brought the rotors up to 100% RPM and made my departure call. I took off over the ramp, followed the taxiway parallel to Runway 05, and climbed out quickly. I dialed Deer Valley (DVT) into my GPS as I turned to the southeast. Soon I was flying over town and past my friend Tom’s ridgetop home just south of town on my way to the city.

Flying conditions were good. Very little wind, a few high, thin clouds. I’d checked the weather as part of my flight plan and knew the winds were light and variable all over the valley. It was also warm — 75°F. It would be an easy and comfortable flight.

I flew at about 400 AGL over rolling cactus-covered hills. Down below me, here and there, were RVs and ATVs making the most of our public land. The dust from a dirt bike traced the line of a trail in the near distance.

E25 to SDLI was halfway to Deer Valley when my TIS woke up and began picking up signals from Sky Harbor. I was very surprised to see a target at my altitude just a few miles away. I looked but didn’t see anyone in the sky there. I was tuned into the Northwest/Northeast practice area frequency (122.75), as I’d be passing right through the Northwest practice area. A flight instructor made a radio call to announce that he was doing ground reference work over the Quintero Golf Course at 2800 feet. My altitude. What the hell was a plane doing down in helicopter territory?

I made a call with my location and altitude about a minute later. I got a bit of pleasure when I saw the altitude indication for his target on my GPS climb several hundred feet. Scared ya.

I didn’t have to worry about airplane traffic as I passed between the hills on the southwest side of Lake Pleasant. None of the training airplanes would dream about being that low. A rocky desert terrain, surprisingly green from winter rains and studded with tall saguaro cacti passed beneath me in a blur. Out on the lake, there were dozens of sailboats — not very common on a lake normally filled with motorboats and jet skis. I descended with the terrain, made another call as I passed south of the New Waddell Dam and Lake Pleasant, and continued southeast.

I tuned my GPS’s comm to the Deer Valley ATIS and listened for the altimeter and runway in use. I wasn’t landing, but I wanted to know what the other traffic would be doing. When I cleared the area near Pleasant Valley Glider Port (P48), I turned more southbound toward Deer Valley. I crossed Carefree Highway a second time and tuned in Deer Valley’s North Tower.

“Deer Valley Tower, Helicopter Six-Three-Zero-Mike-Lima, nine to the northwest with Gulf, request transition along the canal toward Scottsdale.”

“Helicopter Six-Three-Zero Mike-Lima, Deer Valley Tower. Proceed as requested at or below two thousand. Deer Valley altimeter Three-Zero-One-Four. Report over the canal abeam the tower.”

I repeated the altitude restriction and headed toward where the Central Arizona Project canal crosses I-17, just inside Deer Valley’s airspace. The canal crosses both runway centerlines remarkably close to runway ends, but the altitude restriction put me below the landing traffic. It wasn’t that busy at Deer Valley anyway — probably fewer than four planes in the north traffic pattern.

I dropped down to 1800 feet as I hooked up with the canal and began following it southeast bound. The water was glass-like and reflected the few clouds high overhead. I wondered whether the people whose homes backed up against the canal were bothered by a helicopter flying past their backyards.

I made my call abeam the new tower. It’s been in operation about a year now and is huge, towering over the desert floor on the north side of the airport, midfield. I was told to monitor the south frequency. I’d already dialed it in and pushed the radio’s switch button.

I popped up about 100 feet to give myself extra space as I crossed some high tension power lines, then dropped back down to 1800 feet again. By then, I was crossing the runway center lines. Once clear, I called the south tower, requested a frequency change, and got it.

I listened to the Scottsdale ATIS on my GPS comm while I tuned into the tower frequency on my main comm. They were landing on runway 21 and the altimeter was the same. I punched Scottsdale (SDL) into my GPS.

I keyed my mic. “Scottsdale Tower, Helicopter Six-Three-Zero Mike-Lima, six to the northwest over the canal, request landing at the terminal with Alpha.”

The controller was a woman. Although I think I recognized her voice, she obviously didn’t recognize my N-number. She asked if I was familiar and I told her I was. Then she told me to continue inbound and report 2 miles west.

I left the canal and steered more southbound so I could come in more from the west. Now I was passing over homes and freeways, a good 500-700 feet off the ground. I heard the controller talking to another helicopter landing at Westworld for the Barrett-Jackson auction going on there. Then a jet getting an IFR clearance. Then I was about 2-1/2 miles to the northwest.

I called in. The controller cleared me to land, instructing me to stay east of the runway and taxiway. I repeated the landing clearance and restriction back to her. It was only after I’d released the mic button that I realized we both meant west. I debated calling her to clarify, but I knew that she meant west because to remain east, I’d have to cross the runway to the side opposite the terminal. So I didn’t call her. Instead, I just came in over the air park buildings, turning to parallel the runway on the west side for landing. A while later, I was setting down on the ramp with a Landmark Aviation guy in front of me, directing me as if I were some kind of commercial airliner. Silly.

The Tour

My passengers showed up a while later. I was waiting in the terminal for them. I’d wiped down the cockpit bubble to get the few bugs off before going inside to meet them.

They were a pair of newlyweds, in town for the big football game. Cardinals against Philadelphia, I think. He was in real estate and had been in helicopters a few times before. He was also a fixed wing pilot. She’d been in a helicopter only once before. I gave them the safety briefing and loaded them on board. He let her sit up front while he sat behind her.

One Tour of PhoenixMy passengers wanted to see a mix of desert beauty with cacti and city. I had already planned to take them up to Lake Pleasant and the flight out there would give them all the desert they wanted — and more. Then I planned to take them south, past the Cardinals Stadium. We’d finish up with a flight up Central Avenue, then right on Camelback so they could see their hotel from the air. From there, we’d return to Scottsdale Airport.

The flight was supposed to take 50 to 60 minutes. That’s how I advertise it. I don’t do the same route each time. It really depends on the passengers and the weather and the time of day. Since these folks were staying in a hotel on Camelback, I figured I’d stay north of Sky Harbor so I could easily fit an overflight into my plan. Since I was shorting up the distance that way, I’d have to lengthen it with a flight up to the lake.

Timing is always tricky. You come in too short and the passengers could get pissed off. You come in too long and you’re throwing money away. The trick is finding that happy medium — and being smart enough to adjust speed along the way to make it work.

This particular plan required me to talk to Scottsdale, Glendale (GEU), Sky Harbor (PHX), and Scottsdale airports’ control towers. I had to use six different radio frequencies and change my transponder squawk code twice. It was almost choreographed, like a dance, with very little time between communications points to change frequencies, think of what to say, say it, listen for the response, and react accordingly. All the time, I was narrating a tour, pointing our places of interest, and answering questions. My passengers were very talkative and I had to isolate them three times to hear instructions from a controller.

I like talkative passengers. It gives me a way to read their satisfaction about a flight. I really hate passengers who just sit there quietly. You never know if they’re happy.

Main highlights on this flight included horses in people’s backyards in Scottsdale, open range cattle and cattle ponds, dirt bikers, the lake and sailboats, the canal, Cardinals Stadium, mobile homes on the west side of Phoenix, Central Avenue “skyscrapers,” Camelback Mountain, the resort where they were staying, the mall where they’d used their American Express card the night before, and pools.

The flight took about 52 minutes. I consider that short, but my passengers were happy. I think they had something scheduled afterwards. I walked them back into the terminal, got paid, and left.

The Flight Home

The flight home was about the same as the flight out, but in reverse. I managed to screw up the frequency for the north tower at Deer Valley (should have been 120.2 but I was listening to silence on 122.2) and was off-radio for about 2 minutes. I realized the error and fixed it just as the controller was trying to raise me. I got scolded and felt like an idiot — especially since one of my friends was flying in and probably heard the whole exchange. Sheesh.

Hot Air Balloons from AboveNorthwest of there, I passed some hot air balloons being inflated. Since one was already fully inflated and I worried about the effect of my downwash, I kept my distance as I circled to take this shot with my Treo. Then I dropped down and skirted the empty desert, low level. I passed by some horses that may or may not have been wild — they didn’t seem the least bit interested in me. More campers, more quads, more lines of dust in the distance. I climbed back up to 500 feet AGL when I reached the homes on the outskirts of Wickenburg. I overflew my house and saw Mike on the driveway, waving up at me, before landing at the airport.

I put the helicopter away, feeling tired, hungry, and thirsty. I’d flown 2.2 hours and had earned enough to make one half of a helicopter loan payment.

On Bird Strikes

Not nearly as rare — or as dangerous — as you think.

Yesterday’s dramatic landing of an Airbus plane in the Hudson River between New York and New Jersey has put the topic of bird strikes on everyone’s mind. As usual, the media is spinning stories about it, apparently to generate the fear that sells newspapers, gets listeners, and keeps viewers glued to the television set.

Pilots — the people who know aviation a lot better than the average news reporter — also know a bit about bird strikes.

Bird Strikes are Not That Rare

The truth of the matter is that bird strikes aren’t nearly as rare as many people think. I can think of five bird strike incidents that touched my life:

  • Years ago, on a Southwest Airlines flight taking off from Burbank, our plane flew through a flock of white birds. It was nighttime and I don’t know what the birds were — seagulls? — but I clearly saw them in the glow of the plane’s lights, flying past the wings as we climbed out. When we landed in Phoenix and I left the plane, I glanced through the open cockpit door and saw the blood on the outside of the windscreen. Bird strike.
  • On my first day of work as a pilot at the Grand Canyon, one of the other pilots had a bird strike during a tour. The bird had passed through the lower cockpit bubble and landed in a bloody heap on the pilot’s lap. He flew back with the bird there and a very distraught front seat passenger beside him. The cockpit bubble needed replacement, of course.
  • While waiting at the Grand Canyon for my charter passengers to complete an air tour with one of the helicopter operators there, the helicopter my passengers was on suffered a bird strike. The pilot calmly reported it as she flew in. When she landed, there was bird guts and blood at the top center of the helicopter’s bubble. She’d been lucky. The helicopter, an EC130, has a central intake for the turbine engine and the bird hadn’t been sucked in.
  • On my very first rides gig with my R44 helicopter, I was taking a group of three passengers for an 8-minute tour around a mountain near Aguila, AZ when I heard a loud clang. Instruments okay, controls felt fine, passengers weren’t reacting. I didn’t know what it was until I landed. That’s when one of my ground crew pointed out the dent in my landing gear’s fairing. My first (and hopefully, only) bird strike had been a non-event for me, but likely a lot more serious for the bird. (Of course, I wasn’t very happy to get a dent on an aircraft only 11 hours old.
  • When a friend of mine took me up in her Decathalon airplane for a little aerobatic demonstration, we hit a bird on takeoff. It went right into the engine at the base of the prop and we instantly smelled cooking bird. My friend climbed enough to circle back and land safefly at the airport. She shut down the engine and climbed out. I watched from the passenger seat as she pulled the remains of a relatively small bird out of the cooling fin area of the engine. After discarding the bird bits, she climbed back in, started up, and we took off again.

That’s five examples of bird strikes I had firsthand knowledge of. In three of those instances, I was on board an aircraft that struck one or more birds. So when people seem amazed that an airliner hit a bird or two, I’m not amazed at all.

According to Wikipedia’s Bird Strike entry:

The first reported bird strike was by Orville Wright in 1905, and according to their diaries Orville “…flew 4,751 meters in 4 minutes 45 seconds, four complete circles. Twice passed over fence into Beard’s cornfield. Chased flock of birds for two rounds and killed one which fell on top of the upper surface and after a time fell off when swinging a sharp curve.”

I’d venture to guess that it happens to at least one airliner every single day.

Bird Strikes Rarely Cause Crashes

The media would like you to think that bird strikes cause crashes. They can, of course — yesterday’s Airbus ditching proved that. They can even cause fiery crashes with deaths. The media wants you to be afraid — very afraid.

But as my above-listed examples also prove, bird strikes can be non-events, often without causing any damage at all to the aircraft.

So what’s an air traveler to do? Worry that his next flight might end with a swim in an icy river or a fireball death? Or stop worrying about it?

What do you think?

On a more personal note: I’m glad the pilot of US Airways Flight 1549 didn’t attempt a landing at Teterboro. My sister lives in an apartment building on the approach end of one of the runways there. A crash there wouldn’t have had a happy ending.

Decorating with MY Art

Because everyone — even me — has some artistic ability.

One of the things that’s challenging me lately is the collection of blank walls at our Phoenix apartment (code-named “Rear Window”). It’s a challenge because I’m determined to decorate them with artwork — which I’ve never been very good at doing.

Why We Don’t Hang Art

I should explain. Our first house, in New Jersey, was made of reinforced poured concrete. Built in 1926, it was one of several in town that was formed with reinforcement mesh, concrete forms, and poured concrete. The walls, floors, and ceilings were all poured concrete. To say our house was solid is an understatement. It will survive earthquakes, floods, and nuclear explosions.

One of the problems of having a house like that is hanging pictures. A masonry nail (at the very least) was required to hang anything on the wall — whether it was a spice rack, framed poster, or paper calendar. As a result, we always thought twice or three times or more before hanging anything. We didn’t want to put unnecessary holes in the walls — holes we might later regret putting there.

So we hung very few items on the walls.

We lived there eleven years. The hesitancy of hanging anything on the walls became part of our mentality. To this day, after twelve years in our current home, we’re still hesitant to hang anything on the walls.

But there’s no excuse not to hang art on these plain, pale colored walls in Phoenix. So we’re going to do it.

My Art

I’ve been an amateur photographer since my college days, although I stopped taking photos for a bunch of years and only got involved again about three years ago. Like so many people, I’ve discovered that digital photography makes photography more affordable, more convenient, and more fun. I make a conscious effort these days to go to interesting places and take interesting photos. And since it costs the same to shoot one photo as it does to shoot 20, I experiment a lot. And although I’ll never quit my “day job” (whatever that is) to become a professional photographer, I’ve collected enough good shots to feel proud of my efforts and want to show them off.

So I’ve decided to draw upon my portfolio of photos to decorate the walls at Rear Window. Why buy someone else’s photos when I can show off some of my own?

(My apologies to the professional photographers out there trying to sell your work. There is a market for it. That market just isn’t with me.)

ribba.jpgI found some very basic frames that included bevel cut mats at Ikea. (Although Aaron Brothers is having their big 1¢ sale right now, getting a large mat cut would cost me about $95 and I’m not interested in spending more on a mat than the frame and enlarged photo combined.) The frame comes several colors, although I’ve chosen black. It’s also available in a wide variety of sizes, some of which have mat cutouts for multiple photos. So I have a lot of flexibility here to hang all kinds of photos in a number of sizes.

To get things started, I ordered enlargements of two of my favorite photos made last year:

  • North to the FutureNorth to the Future was taken in Alaska in March 2008 at Girdwood Airport, a small dirt strip (snowcovered that day) about 40 miles south of Anchorage. I’d been flying the day before as a passenger on three incredible helicopter flights but did not have my camera aboard. (Don’t ask.) The next day, I had my camera handy and snapped this photo on my way into Alpine Air’s office at the airport. The clouds were caught up in the snow-covered mountains all around the airport, the sky was an amazing blue beyond it, and the bright red and yellow of the airplane really called out to me. The title of this photo comes from Alaska’s state motto. The photo was entered into a photo contest but did not win.
  • Lake Powell from Romana MesaLake Powell from Romana Mesa was shot in August 2008. I’d made the 2-hour drive from Page, AZ around the northwest end of the lake to the top of Romana Mesa in Mike’s pickup truck. Suffering with a bad back and concerned that I wouldn’t get back to Page before it got dark, I didn’t stay long or spend much time exploring. But the late afternoon light was great and there were just enough clouds in the sky to make it interesting. I took about 80 shots on that little excursion and this is one of my favorites.

I ordered 20 x 30 enlargements of each of these. They should be arriving by mail any day now. Later today, I’ll head down to Ikea to pick up the frames. This weekend, I’ll put them all together.

I’ll hang them at Rear Window the next time I’m in Phoenix. The airplane photo will be perfect centered over our new red sofa. The Lake Powell photo will go over the fireplace — until I can find the giant clock with Arabic numerals (not Roman numerals!) that I really want there. Then I’ll likely shift it to one of the walls in the dining room.

If I like the way they look, I’ll choose more photos and have them printed in other sizes. I’ll buy other frames. Little by little, I’ll cover the walls with souvenirs of our travels.

I’m really looking forward to this. It’ll be great to have these pictures reside somewhere other than on my hard drive.

Got photos you’re proud of? Don’t keep them cooped up on your computer’s hard disk. Make a place for them in your home. I guarantee you’ll be glad you did.