More Grand Canyon Back Roads

I take Jack the Dog and my Jeep on some more back roads south of the Grand Canyon.

I started off with the idea of taking a photo of the Grand Canyon Railway’s steam engine on its way from Williams to the Grand Canyon. But rather than wait at one of the places where the train runs close to Route 64 or crosses a road nearby, I wanted to photograph the train in a more remote area.

At least that’s the excuse I used for the drive.

I started by taking the back windows off the Jeep. If I was going to have Jack in the back, I wanted all his dog hair to fly out the windows — not stick to the seat. Besides, he likes to stick his head out the window while we drive and I didn’t want him up front.

I also packed up a small picnic lunch of brie cheese, crackers, salami, apple, orange, and two biscotti. I put all this food in a plastic container with a napkin and knife and sealed it up. Then I stowed it in my big red cooler with three small bottles of water. I grabbed Jack’s water dish — he’d rather drink from a dirty puddle than a strange water bowl — and packed everything in the Jeep.

On the electronics side, I brought a camera and my video camera. I also brought along my aviation radio. I knew that where I was going, my cell phone would be useless and this radio would provide emergency communication if I got stranded somewhere too far to walk out. If I needed to, I could tune into the Grand Canyon Airport’s frequency and talk to an incoming or outgoing plane. That plane could relay my message to the Tower and they could relay it to someone who could help.

Of course, I also brought my GPS and my Kaibab National Forest map.

Jack and I headed north from Howard Mesa on Route 64, stopping for gas, ice, and a gallon jug of water at Valle. We continued north, making a left just past the high tension power lines onto the Willaha Road. This partially maintained, east-west road crosses the high desert from Route 64 to a place known as Havasu Hilltop — a parking area with a trailhead and helipad for access to the Havasupai indian village of Supai in Havasu Canyon. According to my 1995 map, the road was not complete. The map was wrong; the road was not only complete but in excellent condition from Route 64 to the Grand Canyon Railway’s tracks and beyond.

Willaha StationThe road crossed the tracks at a place called Willaha. Formerly a train station, the site has the ruins of a building, foundations of at least one other building, and a huge cattle holding pen overgrown with grass and weeds. I could imagine ranchers moving their cattle to this spot, putting them into the pens until the train with cattle cars stopped at the station. Then the cattle would be moved up onto the train and brought to market. Nowadays, the only train that uses the tracks is the Grand Canyon Railway, which runs one or two trains a day on scenic rides between Williams and Grand Canyon. I don’t think any cattle have passed through the corral in years, if not decades.

We crossed the tracks and headed west. I had a crazy idea that we’d go out to Hilltop and see what was going on out there. I checked my GPS to see how far it was — it was beyond the range of my map. It was more than 20 miles. I’d gone less than five miles when I decided to go back and stick with my original plan.

Cowboy Drag GateBack at the tracks, I took a left, heading northbound on a two-track road on the west side of the tracks. This road was not on my map, but it was on my GPS. It was easy enough to follow, although it did have quite a few gates to pass through. Most of them were drag gates, like the three-way gate shown here. You may have heard this type of gate referred to as a “cowboy gate” because they’re relatively common out on the range where only the cowboys go.

A drag gate is basically a continuation of a barbed-wire fence, but with a moveable fence post. Each time I approached one, I’d pull right up to the gate and get out of the Jeep. I’d approach the side of the gate with the moveable post, lift a loop of smooth wire off the top of the post, life the post out of a similar loop out the bottom, and drag the gate to the opposite side, opening it wide enough to get my Jeep through. I’d drop the post there, walk back to the Jeep, drive through the gap, and then get back out of the Jeep. Then I’d pull the post back to close the opening, stick the bottom of the post into the fixed loop, and pull the top of the post to make the gate wires taut. I’d pull the top loop of wire over the top of the post, thus locking it in place.

This particular gate was the most difficult I’d ever had to close. I put all my weight against it — you’d think that would be enough — to pull it taut, and still couldn’t get the top loop over it. I had to fiddle around with the position of the loop at the bottom. Still, I barely got the top loop over.

Two Track RoadThe road followed the tracks north. In most places, it was both smooth and dry. But in some places, water had gathered in the wheel ruts and that water was muddy. I drove through the first spot like that and managed to get mud all over the Jeep as I slid around in the muck. The next muddy spot I reached showed evidence that someone else had driven around it, so I did the same. In other places, the road climbed up a rocky outcropping and got rough with broken rocks, forcing me to slow down. I certainly didn’t want to break a tie rod or something out there.

During the entire ride, Jack the Dog stood in the back seat, sticking his head out one window or the other. When we went through mud and it started flinging up, he’d pull back into the Jeep until the mud stopped flying. He was a having a great time. For him, it was almost as good as riding in the back of the pickup truck!

Anita StationWe reached Anita Station, where several roads intersected at the remnants of another cattle pen. Jack and I got out and walked around a bit. I saw the remains of several other buildings, reduced to mere concrete slabs. It was already close to 11 AM and I expected the train soon. But I couldn’t hear it coming, nor see its black smoke on the horizon. I decided to continue up the two-track road.

I gave Jack some water and we climbed back into the Jeep, continuing on our way. The road forked and I chose the fork closer to the tracks. It got very rough, with lots of broken rock on the road. The terrain was changing, with more rocky outcroppings and hills. We were less than 15 miles from the South Rim of the Grand Canyon, due south of Dripping Springs. The terrain would climb with hills and valleys all the way to the Rim.

By around 11:30, I had enough of the road. I pulled to the left side, as far from the tracks as I could. We were less than 20 feet from the tracks here, on a rise of land. I thought it would be a good place to take a photo of the train. I gave Jack some more water and told him to stay in the Jeep. I got out, scouted what I thought would be a good place for the photo, and waited.

The minutes ticked away slowly. No sign of the train. I remembered, from my days as a pilot at the canyon, that the train would go past the airport at about 11:30. It hadn’t passed us yet. Where was it?

I spent some time examining the map on my GPS. I discovered that the two-track we were on wasn’t on either the GPS or the map. No wonder it was in such bad shape. It was probably a maintenance road for the tracks.

Steam EngineI heard the train coming and returned to my photo spot. As the train came puffing into view, I realized I’d picked a terrible spot for photos. I was too close to the tracks and there were too many trees in the way. For some reason, I’d imagined the train being bigger. It wasn’t. I offer this photo as an example of a good plan gone bad. I laughed at myself as the train passed and I walked back to the Jeep.

But I’m not giving up! I’ll try again, perhaps one day next week.

We backtracked to Anita Station, then turned left and crossed the tracks. We were on FR 347 now, heading east. If we followed that road for about seven miles, we’d end up at Route 64. So I turned left again, at FR 306, heading northeast. This road, like FR 347, was maintained — the grader had been parked near Anita Station — so it was easy going. But the mile markers indicated that I’d soon be back at Route 64, this time near Grand Canyon Airport. I made another left on FR 2615A and followed that to the intersection with FR 2615, which was on my map. At that point, to continue north on FR 2615, I’d have to go through a gate at an enormous mud puddle. I was tired from the bumpy road and didn’t feel like dealing with puddles or drag gates. So I stayed right and followed FR 2615 back to FR 306.

A few miles down the road, I found another forest road that headed north. Although it was not on my map, I think it was numbered 634. I turned left and followed it. A few moments later, we passed through an open drag gate with what looked like coyote pelts draped over the fence posts at each side. Creepy.

I steered us down a narrow road that wound through the forest, then dropped into a small canyon. I could imagine the water gushing though this place in a heavy rainfall and was glad it was only partly cloudy. Sometimes the road was so scrubbed by flooding that it didn’t even look like a road. It looked like I was driving down a rocky canyon.

Rain Tank WashThe canyon and road ended at an intersection: FR 2615 again. I wanted to go north, to the other side of the tracks. So I turned left. I realized about two miles down the road that left was wrong — it would just bring me back to the mud puddle — and backtracked yet again. I headed northeast on FR 2615, following it up Rain Tank Wash. The open meadow-like area closed up to another canyon and I followed the road through it. Although my map showed that the road ended not far after I’d gotten on it, I had become accustomed to roads continuing beyond their map ends. This one continued for a good two miles up the wash while steep walls and pine trees closed around us.

After a while, I realized that the road was getting fainter and tougher to follow. Then, suddenly, it ended, with huge blocks of stone in the way. I got out of the Jeep and went to investigate. The rocks looked natural, but I couldn’t imagine where they’d come from. They must have been placed there. But by what? Heavy equipment could not have traveled down the road I’d been on — it was just too narrow in some places. It must have been a natural end.

I checked my GPS. We were less than a half mile from Rain Tank, which was at the southwest edge of the Grand Canyon Airport property.

This was not good news for me. It meant I had to backtrack to the intersection and go back up the washed out canyon road. It was about five or six rough miles to FR 306. And I wouldn’t be any closer to where I wanted to be — at the railroad tracks northwest of the airport.

It was nearly 1 PM by this time and I was hungry. So I turned the Jeep around and started back down the road. I parked in the shade of a big pine tree, let Jack out, and set up a picnic lunch. I had a folding chair in the back of the Jeep and I used the cooler for a table. I poured out a generous helping of water for Jack. I settled down for lunch while he chased some kind of critter around the underbrush nearby.

While I ate, I consulted the map. According to the map, I wasn’t anywhere near a road. I checked the GPS. It told me I was on a road that went passed the rocks to Rain Tank. There were no other roads.

I finished up lunch and packed up. Jack and I got back in the Jeep. And I started back to Coyote Pelt Gate.

I was nearly all the way back to the gate when I saw an unmarked road heading northeast. It wasn’t on my map, but it was on my GPS. I made a left and followed it.

The road was lightly used and, in some places, extremely difficult to follow. But it wasn’t too rough. I was energized after my lunch and ready for adventure again.

The road followed a fence line for some time. There were bright pink surveyors’ ribbons tied to branches on some trees on the other side of the fence. The ribbons were relatively new — certainly not older than a month or so. There was no road on the other side, though, and I wondered whether people had come through on foot to place the ribbons. The barbed wire fence was in good shape and the ribbons were sometimes placed too far from the fence to be done by someone simply reaching over.

Grand Canyon AirportThe road reached a clearing where the earth dropped away in front of us. There, in the near distance, was the approach end of Runway 3 at Grand Canyon Airport.

I continued along the road I was on, winding up outside the airport fence at the end of the runway. I reached an intersection. A right turn would have brought me back to FR 306 and, not long afterward, pavement. A left turn would take me back into the forest at the other side of the airport. I turned left.

The road wound near Rain Tank and forked. The left fork seemed to descend down into a small canyon. Could it be? I took the left fork. A few minutes later, I reached a point where the road was blocked off by big rocks. A sign said the road was closed to vehicles but open to hikers. I left the Jeep behind and took a short walk down the hiking trail. It looked familiar. I confirmed what I suspected with my GPS: I was 1/10 mile from the point I’d been stopped when I drove up FR 2615. The blocks had indeed been placed, most likely from this end of the canyon — just to place a 1/10 mile long hiking trail in Rain Tank Wash.

I backtracked up to the fork, then followed a series of roads through the forest on the northwest side of the airport. By this time, it was after 2:30 PM and I was tired enough to end my off-pavement explorations. I was still about five miles from pavement when I passed the only other vehicle I’d seen on my trip: a Forest Service pickup truck parked on the side of the road. Its driver was nowhere in sight.

The road I was on eventually dumped me on a back road in Tusayan. I turned right on Route 64 and headed south. I was tired and dusty. But I had one more bit of exploration to do.

More on that in another entry.

[composed on top of a mesa in the middle of nowhere with ecto]

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The Roads of Howard Mesa

Yet another expensive auto repair.

Our place at Howard Mesa Ranch is on top of the mesa, five miles from pavement.

When we bought our place from the original sales organization, the roads, although unpaved, were in pristine condition. I never saw a grader at work there, but the roads were always smooth and wide. Our sales guy, Larry, took us around in his old Buick sedan. That was six years ago.

Although Mike and I never expected the roads to be kept in that same great condition, we expected them to be kept in passable condition. Certainly by a Jeep or 4WD pickup truck — even while towing horses or a camping trailer. Hopefully by a sedan if driven carefully in dry conditions.

Flash forward several years. Road maintenance dollars, divvied out by the Property Owners’ Association, goes to the people who complain the most — who also happen to be the people who live closest to pavement. One of them whines that his road needs to be maintained so construction vehicles can reach his lot. One of those vehicles gets stuck and the POA pays to have it towed out. Dollars that should be spread around evenly on the roads that service all owners are laid on thick on the south end near Highway 64.

July 2004. I was living in a trailer on our Howard Mesa lot, working at Papillon at the Grand Canyon. I drove my Jeep down from the top of the mesa early in the morning to get to work by 7 AM. I hit a pothole in the road hard and instantly hear the sound of air hissing from the tire. I was still two miles from pavement and managed to get a mile closer before the tire was completely flat. Another property owner helped change the tire. The damaged tire could not be repaired. Replacement cost: $152.

August 2004. I’d flown to work that day in my old R22 helicopter, but storms in the area convinced me to leave the helicopter at the airport and drive home. My 1987 Toyota MR-2 was at the airport. I’d driven it on many occasions to and from our lot. But that day would be different. On that day, I’d get stuck in the mud two miles from my gate. I walked to my trailer in the drizzling rain, still in my uniform, as the sky darkened around me. A shortcut through a field got scary when I heard coyotes howling nearby and realized that I had nothing to protect myself from them. No damage to the car; just inconvenience. I came back two days later when the ground was dry and managed to make it the rest of the way to my lot.

October 2004. I take my Toyota to get an oil change. The quick lube place refuses to do the job. The oil pan is smashed in and they’re afraid they won’t get the plug back in after they remove it. The oil pan, which was obviously damaged while driving at Howard Mesa, has to be replaced — I don’t take the car off pavement anywhere else. Total cost $312.

May 2005. Mike and I bring our horse trailer with living quarters back up to our lot for the summer season. Erosion has narrowed the road in places. The 35-foot long trailer slips into a ditch on the driver’s side, smashing the valve for the black water holding tank. We get it back on the road. It then slips into a ditch on the passenger side, smashing the step to the trailer door. Total cost: $268.

May 2005. The next day. Mike and I take his truck on the other road that climbs up to our side of the mesa to see if it’s any better. It isn’t. It’s worse. The 4WD truck slides into a deep, mud-filled ditch. Another property owner tries to pull us out with his Jeep when our truck’s 4WD low setting doesn’t do the trick. The truck is stuck fast in the muck. AAA refuses to send someone to tow us out. We pay a local tow company to do the job. Total cost $250.

We make a lot of noise at the POA annual meeting. It wakes up the POA decision makers. They finally start spending some money on road maintenance on our part of the “ranch.” They grade the state road and spread cinders in the most slippery spots. They put in culverts. But the money runs out before the job can be finished. The road is much better, but has a few very tough spots to negotiate, spots where tire placement can mean the difference between clearing the ground and bottoming out. Yet last week the cinder truck spread cinders on a perfectly smooth road that is never even used. Could it be because there are two lots are for sale on it and the owners wanted the road to look “maintained”? That road is only about a mile from pavement.

July 2006. Today. MIke has driven up for the weekend in his Honda Accord. He’s driven very slowly, very carefully. But he still bottoms out once on his way down this morning. The oil trail starts about a mile short of pavement. His car’s oil light went on three miles south of the Howard Mesa turnoff on Route 64. The oil pan is so torn up that Mike can stick his finger in it. Total cost: unknown so far. But the tow to Williams was $89, the rental trailer to bring the car from Williams to a Honda dealer in Flagstaff was $64, the rental car so he could get to work tomorrow was $86. He missed work today. The cost of the oil pan and replacement labor will probably exceed $300.

[August 1 Update: The Honda’s engine damage was severe and the engine needed to be replaced. Thank heaven it was covered by insurance. It would have cost thousands of dollars.]

It struck me today that we spend more on repairs to our vehicles due to road conditions than we do on property taxes, POA dues, and even hauled water combined. What’s wrong with this picture?

There are a lot of lots for sale at Howard Mesa Ranch. If you’re thinking of buying one, be sure you talk to the POA about maintenance on the road to your lot first.

Then, if you do buy, go out and get a high clearance 4WD vehicle. You’ll need it.

[composed on top of a mesa in the middle of nowhere with ecto]

Grand Canyon Back Roads and Trails

We take the Jeep on some forest roads at the local park.

Now that work on our shed at Howard Mesa is just about complete, we can spend more of our time in the area on recreational activities. Yesterday, we spent the day doing one of my favorite activities: back road driving in my Jeep.

I need to clarify something here. A lot of people think that when you drive on some of the unmaintained yet marked dirt roads that wind through places like national forests and state parks, that’s off-roading. It isn’t. After all, how can it be off-roading when you’re following a road? Sure, the roads are in terrible shape sometimes. Sure, they have huge erosion ditches running down one tire track or the other or sometimes right across the middle. Sure, there are no signs other than those with the secretly coded forest road number, which may or may not match the number on your detailed forest service map. But they are roads. So when you drive on them, you’re not off-roading. You’re driving off-pavement.

Of course, if you’re a city slicker and your SUV tires have never had dirt or gravel between their treads, you probably wouldn’t even attempt the roads I’m talking about. After all, my sister-in-law, on her first visit to our house, exclaimed, “Wow! This is the first time I’ve ever been off-road!” That would have been fine if we were driving off-road at the time. But we weren’t. We were driving down the only road to get to our house. And her husband, my brother, owns a Nissan Pathfinder.

I remember when my mom and stepdad came to visit years ago, driving to Arizona from Florida in their Mercury Mountaineer. We decided to take them to Box Canyon, which is up the Hassayampa River a bit. Rather than all cram into my Jeep, we climbed into their SUV. I can’t remember who drove, but I do remember my parents’ cries of alarm when they realized that we were actually going to drive in the river to get there. “But this is an SUV,” we countered. “It’s designed to drive places like this.” Needless to say, their vehicle stayed parked in our driveway for the rest of their stay, lest they should be tricked into taking it off pavement again.

Can someone explain to me why people buy SUVs when they’re afraid to drive them on anything but paved roads and highways?

Did you ever notice how I can take a short story and make it really long?

Anyway, that’s what we did yesterday. We took a 40-mile off-pavement drive.

I had my extremely detailed forest service map for the Kaibab National Forest, Tusayan Ranger District. That’s the area of the Kaibab National Forest that butts up against the southern part of Grand Canyon National Park. The map included dozens of forest roads with numbers like 305, 301A, and 311. Narrow, two-track roads that wound their way through the ponderosa, pinyon, and juniper pines, along ridges, over creeks, and alongside rocky outcroppings. The map included several “places of interest” marked with red “i” icons. One was the Grandview Lookout tower, which I had visited two years before (and wrote about it in this blog; try searching for Grandview; I can’t link to it while composing offline). Another was someplace called Russell and yet another was a place called Hull Cabin in the Hull District. I wanted to visit all of these places. And I didn’t want to get there the fast way.

Although I can provide the road numbers here, they aren’t much use unless you either have a map to consult or are in a high clearance vehicle — I didn’t use 4WD at all — and want to follow my path. I suggest the latter.

We took Route 64 north, toward Tusayan and the Grand Canyon. A bunch of miles past Valle (crossroads with route 180 from Flagstaff), and just past Red Butte, we turned right onto Forest Road (FR) 305, which is indicated as an “improved” gravel road on the map. The map is from 1995 and that may be the last time they laid down gravel there. We followed 305 east and then northeast. We were in the vicinity of the old Grand Canyon airport, but since it was not marked on the map or my GPS and there were many trees, we only got a single glimpse of what might have been it.

I should mentioned here that Grand Canyon’s current airport is at Tusayan, just south of the park entrance. It has a nice, long paved runway and more helipads than I’ve seen anywhere else. It also has an old tower and a new tower. The new tower, which I had a chance to visit about two years ago, is quite modern and very nice. But a long time ago — I really don’t know how long — the Grand Canyon airport was in a big open field north of Red Butte, east of highway 64. That’s about 10 miles south of the current airport. I know the old airport from the air — Papillon does all of its pilot training in that area — but I’ve never driven there. That’s one of the things I hope to do sometime next week, just to check it out from the ground. The old airport doesn’t have any pavement — I don’t think it ever did. I recall that a hangar is still standing and there are two decrepit fuel trailers parked nearby.

Yesterday, we didn’t see any of that — although I think we drove right through the tiny clearing that I was asked to land in on my check ride. At the time, I’d replied — correctly — that it wasn’t a safe landing zone and I hadn’t actually landed there. But it was weird to drive through it and see it from the ground.

From FR 305, we got on FR 305A and then the rather challenging FR 343. I say challenging because the turnoff to this road was extremely eroded with hugh ditches. It was a matter of putting the wheels in the right places to avoid getting stuck or toppling over. Once past that, the road was much better, although parts of it were extremely bumpy.

Of course, there were plenty of other roads intersecting our road. Most of them — and more! — showed up on my GPS’s moving map, which I had preloaded at my office a few days before. Some of them showed up on the Forest Service map. The only way we knew where we were on the map was by comparing landmarks we passed that were labeled on the GPS or signed alongside the road. For example, we passed right by Gallo Tank — for some reason all the tanks out there had names and all the names were on the map and the GPS. We saw the Gallo Tank sign and matched it to Galo Tank (with one L) on the map. That’s how we knew we were halfway between the start of FR 343 and its intersection with FR 2732 at Skinner Ridge. So getting lost out there was not a concern at all. We always knew where we were and, since we had a map, always knew what road we needed to get where we were going. And since most of the roads were clearly marked at intersections, we usually knew which one we were on.

Pine flowerThe forest was cool and quiet and the air smelled fresh, with the fragrance of pine and whatever small trees were flowering. We saw some birds but nothing else. No other vehicles, either. It was 9 AM on a Saturday morning and the forest south of the Grand Canyon, where thousands of people were peering into a big ditch, was completely ours.

At Skinner Ridge, we stayed on FR 343 and followed that to FR 302. FR 302 is the “main road” from Tusayan to Grandview Fire Tower, an improved gravel road that really is maintained. We took that east to FR 301A and then to FR 301. That took us southeast. We eventually hit FR 320 at Bucklar Ranch, one of several privately owned “islands” of land in the sea of national forest. We took a wrong turn there, mostly because the intersection on the map didn’t match the intersection in reality. We figured it out pretty quick and backtracked, then got on FR 311 northbound.

The point of interest named Russsell turned out to be a tank with a log corral. I should probably explain what a “tank” is in Arizona. Tank is short for cattle tank. It’s a man-made pond created by damming up the downstream end of a wash. When the wash runs, the water comes down the wash until it hits the dam. It then pools up behind the dam to store water for cattle to drink.

Russell TankAs I mentioned earlier, all of the tanks in the area were named and had signs in front of them. This one also had an extremely clean pit toilet building, animal-proof trash cans, and a sign board that had few signs on it. We parked at the end of the road and, after utilizing the facilities, walked down the path to the tank. Jack the Dog was with us and he ran ahead, very glad to be out of the Jeep. We wound up on the bank of a very large tank with fire rings and a log corral — which was long broken — nearby.

It was a very picturesque place so I took some pictures.

The Arizona Trail runs right through the Russell Tank area. The Arizona Trail is a hiking/horseback riding trail that I believe runs the full length of Arizona, from Utah all the way to the Mexican border (someone please correct me if I’m wrong). From Russell Tank, it heads north not far from FR 311, then heads northwest along the Coconino Rim. Eventually, it gets to the rim of the Grand Canyon, where it follows one of the existing trails down into the canyon, across one of the bridges near Phantom Ranch on the bottom, and up the other side, most likely on the Bright Angel Trail.

After about 20 minutes exploring the area, we climbed back into the Jeep and continued north on FR 311. It dumped us out on FR 310, which winds along the Coconino Rim — but not close enough to offer any views. We followed that northwest. A few miles short of Lockett Lake, we passed the first vehicle we’d seen since leaving route 64 at least two hours before: a pickup truck parked on the side of the road.

Mike wanted to check out Lockett Lake — he’s always looking for a place to go swimming — so we made the turn and drove the 1/4 mile to the lake. It was another tank — actually smaller than Russell Tank. A female elk and her youngster had been drinking from the lake when we drove in; of course we scared them away before we could get any photos.

We continued on toward Grandview Fire Tower, which was quite close, but made the right turn onto FR 307 toward what’s called the Hull District. We were on Grandview Ridge at the northwest end of the Coconino Rim. To the south, the earth climbed up to this point. To the northeast, the earth dropped off suddenly into what’s called the Upper Basin. From the southwest edge of this basin right up to the rim of the Grand Canyon, the earth rises slowly again.

I was intimately familiar with this terrain — but from the air. When I worked as a helicopter pilot at the Grand Canyon in the summer of 2004, our east end tours flew right past Grandview Tower and over the upper basin before crossing into the canyon at Zuni Point. I’d climb to 7800 feet, make my radio call at Grandview as I passed the tower, and then descend back to 7500 feet. The trees at the edge of the canyon seemed to rise up to the helicopter and then, suddenly, we were past them, over the abyss. That few minutes of flying, crossing over the rim of the canyon and hearing the passenger beside me gasp with surprise, was my favorite part of my summer job that year.

Wild TurkeysFR 307 wound down the steep side of Grandview Ridge with, at one point, a sheer cliff on the right. On the left there was some sign of another, older road or path; the downhill side had been shored up with rocks and logs many years before. At the bottom was Hull Tank and, as I drove by slowly, I saw the heads of some wild turkeys near the water. I stopped the Jeep and Mike and I both got out to see them and take photos, but they ran off. I managed to catch a few of them in the underbrush with my little Canon Powershot. (Thank goodness for 7.1 megapixel cameras and the ability to crop.) There were at least 20 of them and they ran across the road in front of the Jeep and disappeared into the forest.

There was a drag gate across the road for Hull Cabin, but since no sign told us to keep out, Mike got out and opened the gate while I drove through. He closed it behind us and we continued on our way.

Hull CabinHull Cabin was built in 1889 as part of a sheep ranch. It includes two cabins and a barn, all made out of logs. In 1907, the Forest Service converted it into a Ranger Station. It’s still used once in a while as a camp for workers during the summer months. No one was there that day. We peered into the windows of the main cabin. It had four rooms, one of which had a nice stone fireplace. There was a porch on front and a modern portable toilet building out back. After exploring down two roads that went past the cabin and finding dead ends on each, we backtracked to SR 307. A left turn would have brought us to SR 64 between Desert View on the east end of Grand Canyon National Park and Cameron in the Navajo Reservation. But we turned right to go back to Grandview.

There was no sign of the wild turkeys at Hull Tank. Instead, there was an enormous bull elk with a huge rack. He took one look at my red Jeep and ran off into the woods.

We climbed back up Grandview Ridge. That’s when we saw our second vehicle on the back roads, a bright yellow Jeep heading down the hill.

We followed FR 310 past Grandview Tower and into the park. A lot of people don’t know about this back road into the park — probably because most people wouldn’t subject their vehicles to the unpaved roads. The most direct route is to take FR 302 from Tusayan eastbound. I think it’s about a 16 mile drive through the forest.

What’s really amazing is that you can camp for free almost anywhere in the National Forest — including in the Grandview Tower area. That puts you less than two miles from East Rim Drive in Grand Canyon National Park, far to the east of the crowds, yet close to Grandview Point and other Canyon view areas and hiking trails. And you don’t have to take the 16-mile drive on dirt roads. Instead, go through the park and then exit at Grandview. A mile or two on dirt and you can find any number of great campsites. I’m talking about dry camping, of course. There are no full hookups for trailers and motor homes out in the forest and generators are definitely not welcome.

We made our way to Grand Canyon Village, hitting a ton of tourist traffic at Mather Point. A few years back, the National Park Service (NPS) decided that the Grand Canyon needed a centrally located information center. They put it right near Mather Point but then, for some reason unknown to me, didn’t build a parking lot for automobile traffic anywhere near it. There’s a parking lot for buses, but since most of the buses drop off their passengers in Grand Canyon Village a few miles to the West — which is also where the hotels and restaurants are — it’s severely underutilized. As a result, people park at the Mather Point parking lot — which isn’t terribly large — and then alongside Rim Road on both sides. The result is a traffic nightmare, with pedestrians, tourists cruising slowly for parking, and drivers who aren’t really looking where they’re going.

By some miracle, we found a spot in the parking lot near El Tovar in Grand Canyon Village. We settled Jack in by opening up the windows halfway and filling his water dish. He barked a little as we left him, but soon settled down.

The weather, of course, was perfect. Mid 70s, partly cloudy, gentle breeze. It had been cloudier and cooler in the morning. Now it was 1 PM and it was quite pleasant.

We had lunch in El Tovar, which used to be my favorite restaurant. In the old days — ten or years ago — it featured an eclectic menu with a rustic twist: lots of wild game and truly original appetizers and desserts. Service was excellent from highly trained servers and other staff. Eating their was a special occasion as well as a treat for the taste buds. But nowadays, things aren’t quite as special. The menu is more basic, the service is more ordinary. You don’t feel bad walking in for lunch in a pair of shorts and a t-shirt. And I think it still is the best restaurant on the rim.

We took Jack for a short walk along the rim there. It’s always good practice to make him walk on a leash and not bother every single person he passed. A mean dog tried to get him into a fight but we pulled him back. There were a lot of people there. And one of those ugly yet magnificent California condors sitting out on a ledge. I didn’t bother taking photos of the bird; I’d gotten some good ones the last time I was in the park. (Search this blog for “condor” to see them.)

We moved the Jeep over to the parking lot by Shrine of the Ages, put Jack back on his leash, and went for a walk on the rim trail from there to the Yavapai Observatory. It was a mile each way and paved with asphalt — a very easy trail. Yet few people were on it.

Mountain GoatsAt one point, a small group of people were sitting on the wall at the edge of the trail, looking toward the rim. They seemed interested in something. Then a young mountain goat — or possibly a bighorn sheep? — crossed the trail right in front of me to join his friends near the rim. There were four of them there when I got into position for a good look and a man there told me that a few had already descended down into the canyon. I took some video and still photographs. The youngster watched us from less than 20 feet away. He seemed very interested in Jack, although Jack wasn’t the least bit interested in him.

That’s one of the weird things about wildlife in the national parks. The animals have become almost tame from being exposed to so many people. Some animals — for example, squirrels and chipmunks — will actually beg for food. And that’s why they beg — because people will feed them. Although no one was offering food to these animals, they didn’t look as if an offer would scare them away.

Mike and Jack at the Grand CanyonWe continued on to the Yavapai Observation Station, which was recently reopened after a renovation. Mike and Jack waited outside on a bench while I went in. Inside, it has tinted windows that look out over the canyon, making the red rock cliffs look even redder and more beautiful. A ranger had set up a small telescope and was showing close-up views of points of interest far below: Phantom Ranch, one of the two suspension bridges, the Colorado River with river runners on it. I stood nearby for a few moments, looking at Phantom Ranch. Less than a year before, I’d hiked on the north side of the canyon from the ranch. I couldn’t believe how far we’d hiked when I saw it from across the canyon.

We headed back to the car soon after that. I was pooped. I’m terribly out of shape these days — why else would a 2-mile walk on pavement (for heaven’s sake!) make me so tired? (Okay, so we were walking around at an elevation of nearly 7,000 feet.) Clearly I need more exercise.

After a quick stop at the supermarket in the park for the next night’s dinner and Cokes with ice for energy, we headed back to Howard Mesa. We rolled through the gate at 5:30 PM after putting only about 120 miles on the Jeep all day.

Stanley, ID

Yet another photo from my midlife crisis road trip.

I rolled into Stanley, ID one day on the second half of my trip. I’d started the day in McCall, ID, and would end it in Sheridan, MT. According to my notes, I drove 452 miles that day. It was one of the longest driving days of the trip.

Stanley, IDI was immediately struck by the beauty of Stanley. It was a nice, small town with the Salmon River running through it. The Sawtooth Mountains bordered the area to the southwest, the direction I’d come from.

Stanley has an airport, which I was quick to check out. Unfortunately, the elevation there is 6403. Although that’s fine for operations in my helicopter at less than max gross weight, heavy loads at high temperatures affect performance at that altitude. It would limit my capabilities. And, after all, the whole reason for my trip was to find a summer (or year round) place to live and operate my business. Stanley, although beautiful, was not the answer.

I took this picture as I was heading out of town. I stopped alongside the road, got out of the car, and pointed the camera back toward town. Down along the river, two people were riding by on horseback with a pair of dogs. The drive so far that day had been very refreshing, following one mountain stream or river after another. Although I didn’t know it then, in less than 3 days I’d be back in the desert, missing all that flowing water.

Fan Mail

Why I find it so embarrassing.

Every once in a while, I get an e-mail message that’s clearly categorizable as fan mail. The messages are usually the same in tone: “I can’t believe how much you’ve accomplished! I try to do some of the things you do and can’t manage to succeed. How do you do it?” The only thing they don’t say is “You’re my idol,” but if you read between the lines sometimes, it’s there.

I’m embarrassed by all this.

I’m a pretty normal person from a pretty average background. Lower middle class parents, not much money in the family. I got my first jobs at age 13: paper route, babysitting, fence painting. Because there weren’t too many things handed to me, I quickly learned that if I wanted something, I had to work to get it. So I did.

(Personally, I think this is why America is doomed. With so many parents handing out things to their kids, kids don’t build healthy work ethics. They’re lazy and unmotivated, concerned more with what they’re wearing than what they’re learning, and someday they’ll be running this country. Hopefully, I’ll be dead by then. But I digress.)

I think the only thing that sets me apart from other people is that I’m driven. I see something I want to achieve and I do what I can to achieve it. I work hard almost all the time. As I finish one project, achieve one goal, I’m thinking of the next.

Back in college, I took a management course where they discussed Maslow’s Hierarchy of Needs. At the top of the pyramid is Self Actualization, the need that must be filled after all others are filled. The trouble is, if you fulfill the need for self actualization, there’s nothing left. So to remain happy, self actualization must always be growing and changing, like a moving target. That’s the way I understood it back in my late teens. And I think that’s what drives me to this day — the need to always have something different to reach for and achieve. I think you can say that I live for challenges.

But are my achievements that incredible? I don’t think so. I admit that I’m fortunate in that I have a good brain and decent health (although the health thing has been a bit questionable lately), but there’s nothing special about me. I’m not a genius. I don’t live on four hours of sleep a night (I wish!). I’m not rich. I just make the most of what life’s dealt me.

People marvel at my achievements as a writer. I’ve written 60+ books and hundreds of articles since 1992. Do you think that’s because I’m the world’s greatest writer? Of course not! It’s because writers generally don’t make much money, so if you want to earn a living as a writer, you have to produce an awful lot. I learned how to work with editors and publishers to deliver what they wanted when they wanted it. My mind has the ability to take a task and break it down into its most basic steps — this is natural to me and I don’t know why. My writing skills make it easy to communicate the steps of a task to readers — my writing skills come from years of reading and writing. I don’t let ego get in the way of delivering what my editors want. By reliably producing year after year, I got into a position where I didn’t have to look for work anymore. It looked for me. I kept producing. And I still keep producing.

People think it’s incredible that I fly a helicopter. It’s not that incredible. It took me a year and a half of part-time lessons, driving 180 miles round trip each lesson day and thousands of dollars, to build my flight time and to get my private helicopter license. That’s not an achievement — it’s perseverance and the willingness to throw large sums of money at what I thought would be a hobby. If I’d quit doing my other work for a while, I could have completed that training in three months. But you’re not independently wealthy or supported by someone with deep pockets, you have to work before you can play. And, for the record, just about anyone can learn to fly. Helicopters aren’t harder to fly than airplanes, either; they’re just different. Anyone who says they’re harder to learn is using that as an excuse for not really trying. Unfortunately, they are more expensive to learn. And that’s usually the stumbling block that stops people from learning.

You want to achieve something? Go out and do it! Stop making excuses, stop procrastinating, and for God’s sake, stop watching crap on television — the eternal time-waster. Only when you dedicate yourself to your goal, fitting each task of its achievement into your regular work and family schedule, can you make it happen.

If you keep at it, the achievement of one goal will surely lead to the next.

And please, stop embarrassing me with fan mail.