Quick Vanilla Egg Cream

Something different.

I spent most of the day cleaning out my closet, doing errands, and sending out take-down notices to file hosting companies illegally distributing my ebooks. It’s this last task that I found most depressing. There are hundreds of pirate sites out there and getting my book off one server is like stomping out a fire in hell. There’s always another fire to stomp out. Always. But I just can’t give up.

To cheer myself up, I thought I’d make myself a chocolate egg cream. But when I opened the fridge to pull out ingredients, my eyes fell upon the Jones Vanilla Cream soda. What would happen, I mused, if I mixed that with milk? Would I wind up with a vanilla egg cream?

I tried it. It worked.

The recipe:

  • 8-10 ounces milk. I use 2% because that’s what we buy at home.
  • 1 12-oz can vanilla cream soda. Jones works.

Put the milk in a very large glass. It should be only half full. Slowly pour in the pop, stirring constantly. Stirring is important; if you don’t stir, it will overflow. Pop in a straw and enjoy.

I think that if you used skim milk and diet soda, this might be low-calorie. But I don’t drink diet soda. I hate the taste of artificial sweeteners.

Morning in Wickenburg

This time of year, the best only time to be outdoors.

Monsoon season is upon us here in Arizona. That means the heat doesn’t really let up — unless the sky is clear at night and the humidity drops a bit. Last night was a clear night and this morning, it’s comfortably cool on my back patio, with a temperature in the 70s. I decided to enjoy it while it lasted.

I made my coffee and brought it outside with my laptop to sit at our new table on the patio. As usual, the family of three mule deer — two does and a yearling — wandered down the wash to drink at my neighbor’s cottonwood tree. My neighbor had planted the tree years ago and it grew quickly on constant irrigation. They decided to wean the tree off irrigation and it responded by losing leaves on three main branches. So my neighbor turned the water back on and now a puddle of it gathers at the foot of the tree. That’s where the deer come, in early morning and late evening, to drink. One of these mornings, I’ll get a picture of them as they cautiously make their way across the wide-open wash to the tree.

From my back patio, I can see plenty of other wildlife. Birds of course — thrushes, Gila woodpeckers, cactus wrens, and others I can’t name come to feed on seed I throw in the yard. Turkey vultures (or “buzzards,” as we call them) and red-tailed hawks patrol the neighborhood for prey, both dead and alive. We also get regular visits by at least a dozen hummingbirds — provided I keep the four feeders filled. (They’re almost empty now, yet a hummer is visiting one of them as I type this.) I also see rabbits — cottontails and Jack rabbits — and the occasional coyote. Far less often, I see javelina, roadrunners, gila monsters (which I captured on video here), and snakes.

Lichen HouseThe sun is rising now, casting a golden glow over my other neighbor’s house. It was built at least 20 years ago — a long time in Wickenburg — on a lichen-covered cliff. It’s a small, two-story house with a screened-in patio that looks out toward us. (I hope our house looks at least half as nice from theirs as theirs does from ours!) It has a ranch-style windmill, with the word FIASA on its tail, that draws water from a well. We use the windmill’s vanes and another neighbor’s big orange windsock to judge wind speed with a glance out the back door.

The lichen house is empty now. The previous owners sold it to some folks with enough money to live elsewhere during the summer. But even though they don’t live in the house, they’ve already made their mark on it, tearing out the tangle of desert vegetation along the wash for what many people think may be an arena someday. Now, it looks like the former home of a lot of displaced wildlife: a big, sandy clearing that spawns dust devils on hot, still days. Everyone in the neighborhood is waiting to see what becomes of the new clearing the next time the wash flows big.

All this — quiet mornings observing wildlife from my back patio — will soon come to pass. Arizona is growing quickly, feeding the bank accounts of greedy developers and destroying acre after acre of pristine desert land. Wickenburg is no exception. As developers get their hands on cheap land, they seem to have no trouble getting approval for their ever-denser housing projects. The area I live in was once zoned one house per 5 acres; when Wickenburg annexed it, zoning changed to one house per acre. But that doesn’t matter. If a developer tries hard enough — which apparently isn’t very hard at all — he can get higher density to milk as much money as he can off the land.

This seems to be what people want — to live roof-to-roof with their neighbors. I guess they like to hear their neighbor’s kids at drum practice or listen in on family arguments next door. Or maybe they don’t mind having an audience while they swim in their pool or try to have a romantic evening in the hot tub. Or get embroiled in petty neighborhood arguments about the color of someone’s house or another neighbor’s failure to keep his yard clear of weeds.

I can’t live like that. That’s why I moved to Wickenburg ten years ago. But just as people change, so do towns. Wickenburg is not what it was ten years ago. With twice as many people and fewer successful businesses, it has finally become the retirement town the Chamber of Commerce wanted. Trouble is, I’m not retired.

All of my friends around my age have already abandoned Wickenburg. I can’t blame them. There are few decent jobs here and limited services. While the seniors don’t mind driving 30-40 miles southeast to shop at Wal-Mart, I’d rather buy goods locally from smaller, more friendly shops. Unfortunately, most of those shops can’t survive in Wickenburg because the population majority — all those retirees — prefer Wal-Mart. So businesses fail at an alarming rate. And the people who don’t have time to make the 30-40 mile drive once or twice a week — you know, people who have to work for a living? — simply don’t move into town.

So as I sit here on my back patio, enjoying a cool breeze too slight to set the windmill in motion, I think about my future and my decision to move on — at least for half the year. This is my last summer in Wickenburg — that’s something I’ve already decided. Whether I get an out-of-town summer job every year or actually find a summer residence in another state remains uncertain.

Because summer mornings like these are rare. There just aren’t enough of them for me here in Wickenburg to keep me waiting for the next one.

Blog, Defined VERY Broadly

A definition I can live with.

I try very hard to follow a number of blogs. Unfortunately, there aren’t enough hours in a day for me to keep up with the ones worth following. But Deep Jive Interests is one of them.

In a post today, Tony Hung wrote an excellent rebuttal to Jakob Nielsen’s recent article urging people to write white papers instead of blogs. In it, he defined the term blog. From Jakob Nielson — With The Humblest Respect? You Don’t Understand Blogging, Sir. on Deep Jive Interests:

I like to define it in the broadest way possible, independent of the content, or things like comments. A blog is simply a way of distributing content in reverse chronological order.

Now this is something I can live with. It leaves bloggers open to write about whatever they like, using any format they like. And that’s what I try to do here — which is why this blog is such a hodgepodge of information and ideas.

I recommend Tony’s article. If you’re a serious blogger, check it out — and subscribe to the feed for his blog, Deep Jive Interests.

As for Mr. Nielsen…well, my opinion of him has dropped somewhat after reading “Write Articles, Not Blog Postings” on his site. Too bad he doesn’t allow comments on his site. I’m sure plenty of bloggers would help set him straight.

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix

In the movies.

Last night I had the pleasure of watching the latest Harry Potter movie on a full-sized screen at Wickenburg’s historic Saguaro Theater.

Our Saguaro Theater

First, a few words about the theater. It was originally built in the 1920s (I believe) and, like all theaters from that era, only has one big screen. The theater was never cut into pieces by greedy theater owners, anxious to max out their profits on available real estate. (Unlike the old Closter and Tenafly theaters I went to in New Jersey as a child.) The seats, which are replaced every 10 or so years, are always replaced with another theater’s cast-offs, so they’re never quite new. But they’re comfortable and the current seats not only recline but have cup holders. The place is clean, too.

The theater owner, Brian, owns two theaters in Arizona. The other one is in Payson, where I believe he lives. He’s a great guy. Although he could stick us with older movies that have been around for weeks or months, he manages to get us a good bunch of first run movies every year. When we get a first run — like Harry Potter this week — we keep it for two weeks.

The theater is open every night for one showing and has three showings on Saturdays and Sundays. There’s a refreshment stand with the usual popcorn and candy. Everyone who works there is extremely friendly and pleasant. I get a discount because I run advertising slides in the theater and they actually recognize me when I come in and give me my discount without asking. Regular ticket prices are $8 per adult and $5 per child or senior. (I pay the child/senior price.)

The Saguaro theater is the only theater in Wickenburg. In fact, it’s the only theater within about 40 miles. So if you want to watch a movie and you don’t want to spend a lot of time driving, this is is.

Harry Potter

Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix (Book 5)Now I know a lot of people don’t like the Harry Potter phenomena, but I’m not one of them. Sure, I think there’s entirely too much hype about it — but isn’t there too much hype about everything these days? (Think iPhone and Paris Hilton.) The truth — at least the way I see it — is that the books are pretty well written and tell great stories that appeal to young people and adults looking for a fantasy escape. While the hype has pushed book sales far beyond what’s normal for books of this genre, I think most readers come away satisfied, if not pleased, about their reading experience.

The movies are well done. They’re true to the books, while cutting out a lot of the extra stuff that J.K. Rowling seems to have added to the later titles in the series. It’s a real pleasure to see the scenes from the books come to life on the screen. Casting is very good, special effects are incredible. What else could a reader want in a movie based on a book?

What I’m also enjoying as I watch each movie seeing the young cast members grow up. They were kids at the beginning of all this; now they’re becoming young men and women. The current movie features many flashbacks of Harry’s life and the footage is there to show him at every age. The characters are supposed to be 15 in this story and although they’re older in real life, they can pass as 15-year-olds. (The character that plays Malfoy does look considerably older than the others, though.) I’m hoping the production folks can keep up the pace and deliver the last two movies with the same actors.

As you might imagine, I highly recommend the movie to anyone who has been reading the Harry Potter books. It’s meant to be seen on a big screen (or as big a screen as is available to you) rather than on a television screen. We’ll probably see it again before it leaves town, perhaps from a seat near the back of the theater for a different view.

Did you see the movie? What did you think? Use the Comments link or form for this post to share your thoughts with the rest of us.

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows (Book 7)And in case you’re wondering, I do have the last Harry Potter book on order at Amazon.com. I didn’t spring for the overnight shipping — I’m not a complete fangirl! — but I do look forward to reading it when it arives sometime next week.

New Spam Gimmick

Another thing to watch out for.

The latest spam gimmick is to send you an e-mail message from a legitimate-sounding e-mail address but no subject line. The message includes an attached PDF and that’s all.

The only way to see what the message is about is to open the PDF.

I’ve gotten four of these in the last 24 hours and have managed to resist the temptation. I don’t know if a PDF can contain viruses — although I tend to think that it can’t — but I simply can’t be bothered opening attachments of any sort from people I don’t know.

Keep an eye out for this one. If you do happen to open one, use the Comments link or form to let us know what they’re selling this time.